found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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