Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Please, let me fuck your mom
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
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