Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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