in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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