Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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