He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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