My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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