I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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