We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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