Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
