SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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