Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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