We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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