he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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