win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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