So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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