found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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