Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
How does one acquire holy water?
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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