Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Randomize
