yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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