I feel like abortions should bother me more
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Randomize
