No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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