I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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