I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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