when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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