So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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