Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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