How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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