Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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