Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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