oh god the rape fog is back!
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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