i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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