you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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