I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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