He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
we should paint friendship bongs
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