Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
You can't just leave with hair like that
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
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