youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I forgot wine drunk hurts
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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