If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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