dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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