well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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