why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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