BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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