What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
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