So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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