im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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