He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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