idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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