I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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