my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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