Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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