At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
My vagina just recognized that song.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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