So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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