No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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