everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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