Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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