we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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