And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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