Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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